Items to be featured of the movie that I will never get around to writing, producing, directing, or starring in
Rich People
Sigur Ros
Arcane literary references
iPhones
Multiple endings depending on what theater you are in and how I've profiled its demographic. Lookout if you're watching the one in which Ice-Cube figures.
Cinque-Terre
Langoustines
Moping
Jokes about Matthew McConnaughy's ubiqitous pectorals
A Whit Stilman cameo appearance
Product placement on a scale as yet unseen.
An awkward briss
A woman mispronouncing "Hypocrite" as "Hippopotamus"
A room with a poster of Alex Kovalev
A direct-to-camera soliliquy on the unsung value of the side-part by the lead who, incidentally, has a side-part.
PMcE cuts a tall, gaunt figure and rarely smiles. He has a beautiful wife, two tiny little girls who smell like milk chocolate, and a boy whose charm is as undeniable as the weather.
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