Items My Son Put in His Mouth While on Vacation and His Reviews Thereof

Sand, dry: "Mpph!"

Sand, wet: "Eh?"

A Guitar Neck: "Eh?"

Mango & Custard Pastry, warm: "Ma! Ma!"

Stray Grains of Rice, yesterday's: "Kakk."

Fagment of a coconut husk: "Ba?"

His own shoe: "..."

A lime: "Thew"

Sunglasses: "Eh?"

Squirting Green Spcckled Frog, toy: "Ah!"

Hibiscus Blossom, pink: "Ba."

45 SPF Ombrelle Sunscreen, one squirt: "Huuunh."

Chupon (Suess), his: "..."

Chupon (Suess), Isabelle's: "..."

Cheek, Isabelle's: "Eh?"

Hair Brush, his: "Mehh..."

Polished Stones, five: "Eh?"

Pat of Butter, wrapped: "Nah!"

5 Pesos: "Ba!"

Molar, new: "This sucks."